Loving mother seeking sweet adorable blond girl. Currently have a little demon where once a cute little girl used to be. Must be under 2 3/4 years of age, since that is apparently the age in which the return policy is up on children, and everything starts breaking down. The child I'm looking for must NOT hit, throw toys, pull Mommy's hair, scream "NO" or "GO AWAY", throw dirt, go limp when getting picked up, or kick you in the stomach once you finally get a grip on her. The child should also ask for things needed, instead of screaming them across the house as a command. It would be nice if she would eat food, of any kind, but that will not be a deal breaker.
Please contact me if anyone has any information about this kind of child.
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haha...I love it!
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